Long Time readers are no strangers to my ... complaints with our Corporate Communications Guru.
Apparently, my company has created a 'quiet lounge,' where employees can go during their break to experience some total peace and quiet. This is a good thing, as I totally understand the occasional need to get the fuck away from everyone.
The official name for this is 'The
All the corporate communications about this new benefit have used the following intro:
"Need some Quiet Zone?"
No, you braindead cow. I need a quiet zone. Or I need some quiet time.
I understand the desire to include the 'brand name' in the marketing materials, but for Fuck's Sake, people...
I am: distressed